Goat Simulator Achievements Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 5-6 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 19 Offline Mode 1 Online Mode 108 Online/Offline 127 Single Player 109 Cooperative 40 Collectable 5 Cumulative + 1 Cumulative - 2 Shop 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot won Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 949 48 3.4417,2351,037 (6%)5-6h I am BreadAre you bread? 18 November 2015 - 1 guideValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back 20 June 2014 - Add a guideGoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course 20 June 2014 - Add a guideSteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. 10 June 2014 - Add a guideI freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay. 10 June 2014 - Add a guideHat SimulatorBuy all hats 10 June 2014 - 1 guidePowerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car 10 June 2014 - 1 guideIs that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 10 June 2014 - Add a guideThe mage's favouriteBurn people from afar 10 June 2014 - 1 guideColumbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush 10 June 2014 - 1 guideA Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 10 June 2014 - 1 guideTony GoatFinish all manual quests 10 June 2014 - Add a guideNeckbeardSmell and look like one 10 June 2014 - 1 guideVegas, baby!Hit The jackpot. 10 June 2014 - 1 guideFlip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip 10 June 2014 - 1 guideBuilder GoatFind all the blocks 10 June 2014 - 1 guideDon't Panicsrsly 10 June 2014 - 1 guideStand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest 10 June 2014 - Add a guideThe SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind 10 June 2014 - Add a guideOne BallRide a bike for 60 sec 10 June 2014 - 1 guideGoats 'n' StuffHold your own concert 10 June 2014 - 1 guideLing Ling into battle goFight the turtles 10 June 2014 - 1 guideDisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck 10 June 2014 - 1 guideA story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat 10 June 2014 - Add a guideDemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time 10 June 2014 - 1 guideMaximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person 10 June 2014 - 1 guideHere's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue 10 June 2014 - 1 guideTry HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville! 01 April 2014 - Add a guideGoat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom. 01 April 2014 - 1 guideMattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. 01 April 2014 - 1 guideAlexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout! 01 April 2014 - 1 guideDodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 01 April 2014 - 1 guideMile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider. 01 April 2014 - 1 guideAngel GoatDo no evil. 01 April 2014 - 1 guideGoat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville 01 April 2014 - 2 guidesThe FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat. 30 March 2014 - 1 guideI can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick. 30 March 2014 - 1 guideAround the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 30 March 2014 - 1 guideRymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space! 30 March 2014 - 1 guideInvoluntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed. 30 March 2014 - 1 guideCardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. 30 March 2014 - 1 guideTrying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. 30 March 2014 - Add a guideDevil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. 30 March 2014 - 1 guideBoulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death. 30 March 2014 - 1 guideLOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 29 March 2014 - 1 guideFINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower. 29 March 2014 - 1 guideWhat is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge 29 March 2014 - 1 guidePedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 29 March 2014 - 1 guide Add-on GoatZ 379 160 16 3.132,507855 (34%)4-5h A new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game 18 November 2015 - 1 guideLook at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb 18 November 2015 - Add a guideSurvivalistCraft all items in one game 18 November 2015 - 1 guideSurvive for your lifeSurvive 10 days 18 November 2015 - Add a guideZombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game 18 November 2015 - Add a guideThe goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game 18 November 2015 - Add a guideDon't starveEat 50 food items in one game 13 November 2015 - Add a guideShattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game 13 November 2015 - Add a guideHoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ 13 November 2015 - 1 guideWarm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool 13 November 2015 - Add a guideMasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible 13 November 2015 - Add a guideI Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes 13 November 2015 - Add a guideBig in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet 13 November 2015 - Add a guideGoat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive 13 November 2015 - Add a guideHang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute 13 November 2015 - 1 guideToo much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun 13 November 2015 - Add a guide Add-on PAYDAY 375 180 18 3.601,592967 (61%)2-3h Goat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! 23 January 2016 - Add a guideDastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. 23 January 2016 - Add a guideCamel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. 23 January 2016 - 1 guideFifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs. 23 January 2016 - Add a guideThe Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level. 23 January 2016 - Add a guideYou raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. 23 January 2016 - Add a guideThe Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami. 23 January 2016 - Add a guideBounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars. 23 January 2016 - Add a guidePlentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once. 23 January 2016 - Add a guideRocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. 23 January 2016 - Add a guideLe Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon. 23 January 2016 - Add a guideRetirementJust finish that one LAST job. 23 January 2016 - Add a guideSuppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison. 14 January 2016 - 1 guideItsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. 14 January 2016 - Add a guideThe Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song. 14 January 2016 - Add a guideWhat’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. 14 January 2016 - Add a guideGoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies. 14 January 2016 - Add a guideGoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. 14 January 2016 - 1 guide Add-on Waste of Space 474 210 21 2.901,563800 (51%)3-4h Miner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideNERD!Find all trophies in Space. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideWow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideSweet collection!Find 10 trophies. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideGather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideFund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideThat's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideThe world is your canvasTag 10 walls. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideReady for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. 03 June 2016 - Add a guidesplishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideThe puke machineComplete centrifuge event. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideUse the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideTestaholicComplete test chambers. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideBacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideMy little bronyFind all the pony horses. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideBe not afreightDestroy all freighters. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideRuler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideSpend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideIt's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideCaptain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideWhat came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs. 03 June 2016 - Add a guide Update Goat MMO Simulator 645 240 24 3.728,040984 (12%)4-5h Goatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats? 05 December 2014 - Add a guideLove or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. 05 December 2014 - Add a guideThe Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to. 05 December 2014 - Add a guideOld GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 05 December 2014 - 1 guideElfstreet BoysBaa with the choir 05 December 2014 - 1 guideBFFLick a friend 05 December 2014 - 2 guidesBetter than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101 21 November 2014 - 1 guideVoluntary QATrash the server room 21 November 2014 - 1 guideMermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator 21 November 2014 - 1 guideNot again...Get deviously trapped again 21 November 2014 - 1 guideExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator 21 November 2014 - 1 guideSällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level 21 November 2014 - Add a guideGravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator 21 November 2014 - 1 guideAn Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava 21 November 2014 - 1 guideWheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator 21 November 2014 - 1 guideBoat rideEnjoy your trip 21 November 2014 - 1 guideMalleus MaleficarumBurn them! 21 November 2014 - 1 guideMusic Non StopJump on the launchpad 21 November 2014 - Add a guideSteve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples 21 November 2014 - 1 guideJörgenJörgen. 21 November 2014 - 1 guideOne man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee 21 November 2014 - 1 guideSteal the showDo a card trick at the magician 21 November 2014 - 1 guideButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt. 21 November 2014 - 1 guideJousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator 21 November 2014 - 1 guide