Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Buy all hats
Kick a person into a car
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Burn people from afar
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Finish all manual quests
Smell and look like one
Hit The jackpot.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the blocks
srsly
Finish all wallrun quest
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hold your own concert
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Knock a bucket into a person
Wield an axe with your tongue
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Win the title bout!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do no evil.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Travel to space!
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete centrifuge event.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete test chambers.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Find all the pony horses.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Run wild with the podracer.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Trash the server room
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Jump on the launchpad
Give Steve Works the apples
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the jousting mutator