Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Kick a person into a car
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do no evil.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Burn people from afar
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Find all the blocks
Knock a bucket into a person
Finish all manual quests
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Win the title bout!
Travel to space!
Hit The jackpot.
srsly
I'm sorry about my goat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Hold your own concert
Finish all wallrun quest
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Complete test chambers.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Find all the pony horses.
Visit the badehaus.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete centrifuge event.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Inflate that guy's knee
Reach level 101
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Baa with the choir
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.