Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
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Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Finish all manual quests
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Wield an axe with your tongue
I'm sorry about my goat
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Burn people from afar
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hold your own concert
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Knock a bucket into a person
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Are you bread?
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Kick a person into a car
Thrash the Goathenge
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Finish all wallrun quest
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Do no evil.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Tag 10 walls.
Visit the badehaus.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Complete test chambers.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Run wild with the podracer.
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Do a card trick at the magician
Get deviously trapped again
Lick a friend
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jörgen.
Burn them!
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
How do you catch goats?
Enjoy your trip
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples