Goat Simulator Achievements Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 5-6 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 19 Offline Mode 1 Online Mode 108 Online/Offline 127 Single Player 109 Cooperative 40 Collectable 5 Cumulative + 1 Cumulative - 2 Shop 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot won Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 949 48 3.4417,2321,037 (6%)5-6h The FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat. 04 January 2016 - 1 guideSteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. 23 December 2015 - Add a guideNeckbeardSmell and look like one 23 December 2015 - 1 guideHat SimulatorBuy all hats 23 December 2015 - 1 guideIs that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 22 December 2015 - Add a guideBuilder GoatFind all the blocks 22 December 2015 - 1 guideColumbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush 22 December 2015 - 1 guideFlip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip 22 December 2015 - 1 guideOne BallRide a bike for 60 sec 22 December 2015 - 1 guideValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back 22 December 2015 - Add a guideI am BreadAre you bread? 18 December 2015 - 1 guideTony GoatFinish all manual quests 26 September 2015 - Add a guideDon't Panicsrsly 26 September 2015 - 1 guideVegas, baby!Hit The jackpot. 26 September 2015 - 1 guideThe SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind 25 September 2015 - Add a guideHere's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue 25 September 2015 - 1 guideI freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay. 18 May 2015 - Add a guideLing Ling into battle goFight the turtles 18 May 2015 - 1 guideDisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck 18 May 2015 - 1 guidePowerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car 18 May 2015 - 1 guideGoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course 18 May 2015 - Add a guideA Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 18 May 2015 - 1 guideMattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. 18 May 2015 - 1 guideMaximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person 09 May 2015 - 1 guideTry HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville! 10 March 2015 - Add a guideRymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space! 10 March 2015 - 1 guideMile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider. 10 March 2015 - 1 guideTrying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. 10 March 2015 - Add a guideThe mage's favouriteBurn people from afar 10 March 2015 - 1 guideLOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 10 March 2015 - 1 guideInvoluntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed. 10 March 2015 - 1 guideI can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick. 10 March 2015 - 1 guideDodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 10 March 2015 - 1 guideCardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. 10 March 2015 - 1 guideAround the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 10 March 2015 - 1 guideStand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest 10 March 2015 - Add a guideGoat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom. 10 March 2015 - 1 guideGoats 'n' StuffHold your own concert 07 March 2015 - 1 guideDevil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. 07 March 2015 - 1 guideBoulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death. 07 March 2015 - 1 guideWhat is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge 07 March 2015 - 1 guideAlexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout! 07 March 2015 - 1 guideGoat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville 07 March 2015 - 2 guidesA story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat 07 March 2015 - Add a guideDemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time 07 March 2015 - 1 guideAngel GoatDo no evil. 07 March 2015 - 1 guidePedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 07 March 2015 - 1 guideFINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower. 07 March 2015 - 1 guide Add-on GoatZ 379 160 16 3.132,507855 (34%)4-5h A new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game 04 January 2016 - 1 guideSurvivalistCraft all items in one game 04 January 2016 - 1 guideDon't starveEat 50 food items in one game 04 January 2016 - Add a guideSurvive for your lifeSurvive 10 days 04 January 2016 - Add a guideShattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game 25 December 2015 - Add a guideThe goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game 25 December 2015 - Add a guideHoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ 17 November 2015 - 1 guideGoat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive 16 November 2015 - Add a guideWarm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool 16 November 2015 - Add a guideHang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute 16 November 2015 - 1 guideMasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible 16 November 2015 - Add a guideBig in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet 16 November 2015 - Add a guideI Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes 16 November 2015 - Add a guideZombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game 16 November 2015 - Add a guideToo much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun 16 November 2015 - Add a guideLook at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb 16 November 2015 - Add a guide Add-on PAYDAY 375 180 18 3.601,592967 (61%)2-3h Fifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs. 26 March 2016 - Add a guideDastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. 26 March 2016 - Add a guidePlentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once. 26 March 2016 - Add a guideThe Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level. 26 March 2016 - Add a guideLe Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon. 26 March 2016 - Add a guideRetirementJust finish that one LAST job. 26 March 2016 - Add a guideSuppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison. 26 March 2016 - 1 guideItsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. 26 March 2016 - Add a guideThe Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song. 26 March 2016 - Add a guideWhat’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. 25 March 2016 - Add a guideRocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. 25 March 2016 - Add a guideGoat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! 25 March 2016 - Add a guideGoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies. 25 March 2016 - Add a guideBounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars. 25 March 2016 - Add a guideGoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. 25 March 2016 - 1 guideCamel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. 25 March 2016 - 1 guideThe Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami. 25 March 2016 - Add a guideYou raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. 25 March 2016 - Add a guide Add-on Waste of Space 474 210 21 2.901,563800 (51%)3-4h Miner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideTestaholicComplete test chambers. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideRuler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideBe not afreightDestroy all freighters. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideBacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideNERD!Find all trophies in Space. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideGather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideFund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideWow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideSweet collection!Find 10 trophies. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideThat's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideMy little bronyFind all the pony horses. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideUse the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat. 03 June 2016 - Add a guidesplishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideThe world is your canvasTag 10 walls. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideReady for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideCaptain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideSpend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideWhat came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideThe puke machineComplete centrifuge event. 03 June 2016 - Add a guideIt's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer. 03 June 2016 - Add a guide Update Goat MMO Simulator 645 240 24 3.728,040984 (12%)4-5h Better than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101 23 December 2015 - 1 guideAn Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava 23 December 2015 - 1 guideMusic Non StopJump on the launchpad 23 December 2015 - Add a guideElfstreet BoysBaa with the choir 23 December 2015 - 1 guideSteal the showDo a card trick at the magician 23 December 2015 - 1 guideThe Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to. 22 December 2015 - Add a guideBFFLick a friend 18 December 2015 - 2 guidesExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator 25 November 2015 - 1 guideGravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator 25 November 2015 - 1 guideWheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator 25 November 2015 - 1 guideLove or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. 26 September 2015 - Add a guideMermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator 26 September 2015 - 1 guideNot again...Get deviously trapped again 26 September 2015 - 1 guideOld GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 26 September 2015 - 1 guideSällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level 26 September 2015 - Add a guideButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt. 25 September 2015 - 1 guideJousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator 25 September 2015 - 1 guideVoluntary QATrash the server room 18 May 2015 - 1 guideJörgenJörgen. 18 May 2015 - 1 guideOne man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee 18 May 2015 - 1 guideBoat rideEnjoy your trip 18 May 2015 - 1 guideMalleus MaleficarumBurn them! 18 May 2015 - 1 guideSteve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples 18 May 2015 - 1 guideGoatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats? 18 May 2015 - Add a guide