Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Are you bread?
Finish all manual quests
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Wield an axe with your tongue
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Kick a person into a car
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Knock a bucket into a person
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Travel to space!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Burn people from afar
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Finish all wallrun quest
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Hold your own concert
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
I'm sorry about my goat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the master of the goat tower.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Complete test chambers.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Reach level 101
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
Do a card trick at the magician
It never erupts when you want it to.
Lick a friend
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Trash the server room
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?