Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Burn people from afar
Kick a person into a car
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Buy all hats
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
srsly
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Smell and look like one
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Hit The jackpot.
Hold your own concert
Ride a bike for 60 sec
I'm sorry about my goat
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Finish all manual quests
Travel to space!
Finish all wallrun quest
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Knock a bucket into a person
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Are you bread?
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Reach level 101
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Baa with the choir
Get deviously trapped again
Do a card trick at the magician
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Trash the server room
Burn them!
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Jörgen.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Enjoy your trip
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?
Lick a friend