Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Kick a person into a car
Are you bread?
Smell and look like one
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Burn people from afar
Hit The jackpot.
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Paint with all the colors of the wind
srsly
Finish all manual quests
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Knock a bucket into a person
Hold your own concert
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Finish all wallrun quest
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
I'm sorry about my goat
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Do no evil.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Destroy all freighters.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
How do you catch goats?
Trash the server room
Jörgen.
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the jousting mutator
Burn them!