Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Kick a person into a car
Are you bread?
Smell and look like one
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Finish all manual quests
Hit The jackpot.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Buy all hats
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Burn people from afar
Finish all wallrun quest
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Travel to space!
Knock a bucket into a person
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Do no evil.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Win the title bout!
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Craft all the weapons in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Tag 10 walls.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find all the pony horses.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find all trophies in Space.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete centrifuge event.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the jousting mutator
Jörgen.
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples
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