Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Kick a person into a car
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Burn people from afar
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Win the title bout!
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Knock a bucket into a person
Finish all manual quests
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Do no evil.
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Finish all wallrun quest
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Craft all items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
A Trip to the Moon.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find 20 trophies.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete centrifuge event.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Reach level 101
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Lick a friend
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
It never erupts when you want it to.
How do you catch goats?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Baa with the choir
Give Steve Works the apples
Enjoy your trip