Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Kick a person into a car
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Finish all manual quests
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Burn people from afar
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hit The jackpot.
Smell and look like one
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Buy all hats
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Knock a bucket into a person
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Wield an axe with your tongue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Travel to space!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Finish all wallrun quest
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Are you bread?
Do no evil.
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Win the title bout!
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete test chambers.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
How do you catch goats?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Burn them!
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.