Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Hit The jackpot.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Do no evil.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
srsly
Find all the blocks
Finish all wallrun quest
Kick a person into a car
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Win the title bout!
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Wield an axe with your tongue
Finish all manual quests
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Thrash the Goathenge
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Knock a bucket into a person
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Burn people from afar
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Find all the pony horses.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete centrifuge event.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Get deviously trapped again
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Baa with the choir
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Enjoy your trip
How do you catch goats?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples