Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Burn people from afar
I'm sorry about my goat
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Kick a person into a car
Are you bread?
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Travel to space!
Wield an axe with your tongue
Finish all manual quests
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Hit The jackpot.
Become the master of the goat tower.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Finish all wallrun quest
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hold your own concert
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Win the title bout!
Do no evil.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Knock a bucket into a person
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Tag 10 walls.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Complete centrifuge event.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
Trash the server room
Jump on the launchpad
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
How do you catch goats?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the jousting mutator