Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Finish all wallrun quest
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Finish all manual quests
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Kick a person into a car
Burn people from afar
Wield an axe with your tongue
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Hit The jackpot.
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
I'm sorry about my goat
Knock a bucket into a person
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do no evil.
Travel to space!
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the master of the goat tower.
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Run wild with the podracer.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Find all the pony horses.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Visit the badehaus.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
How do you catch goats?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Burn them!
Jörgen.
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the jousting mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples