Goat Simulator Achievements Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 5-6 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 19 Offline Mode 1 Online Mode 108 Online/Offline 127 Single Player 109 Cooperative 40 Collectable 5 Cumulative + 1 Cumulative - 2 Shop 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 949 48 3.4417,2391,037 (6%)5-6h Boulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death. Locked - 1 guidePedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue Locked - 1 guideLOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue Locked - 1 guideFINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower. Locked - 1 guideGoat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom. Locked - 1 guideWhat is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge Locked - 1 guideDevil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. Locked - 1 guideAngel GoatDo no evil. Locked - 1 guideAround the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. Locked - 1 guideTrying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. LockedInvoluntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed. Locked - 1 guideThe FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat. Locked - 1 guideI can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick. Locked - 1 guideCardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. Locked - 1 guideRymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space! Locked - 1 guideTry HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville! LockedAlexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout! Locked - 1 guideGoat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville Locked - 2 guidesMattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. Locked - 1 guideMile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider. Locked - 1 guideDodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again. Locked - 1 guideFlip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip Locked - 1 guideMaximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person Locked - 1 guidePowerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car Locked - 1 guideDemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time Locked - 1 guideHere's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue Locked - 1 guideThe mage's favouriteBurn people from afar Locked - 1 guideStand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest LockedTony GoatFinish all manual quests LockedThe SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind LockedGoats 'n' StuffHold your own concert Locked - 1 guideDisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck Locked - 1 guideDon't Panicsrsly Locked - 1 guideColumbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush Locked - 1 guideBuilder GoatFind all the blocks Locked - 1 guideGoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course LockedHat SimulatorBuy all hats Locked - 1 guideA Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator Locked - 1 guideLing Ling into battle goFight the turtles Locked - 1 guideOne BallRide a bike for 60 sec Locked - 1 guideNeckbeardSmell and look like one Locked - 1 guideVegas, baby!Hit The jackpot. Locked - 1 guideI freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay. LockedIs that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached LockedSteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. LockedValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back LockedA story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat LockedI am BreadAre you bread? Locked - 1 guide Add-on GoatZ 379 160 16 3.132,508855 (34%)4-5h The goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game LockedSurvivalistCraft all items in one game Locked - 1 guideSurvive for your lifeSurvive 10 days LockedShattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game LockedZombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game LockedDon't starveEat 50 food items in one game LockedHang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute Locked - 1 guideToo much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun LockedGoat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive LockedLook at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb LockedI Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes LockedBig in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet LockedMasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible LockedA new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game Locked - 1 guideWarm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool LockedHoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ Locked - 1 guide Add-on PAYDAY 375 180 18 3.601,592967 (61%)2-3h The Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level. LockedWhat’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. LockedRetirementJust finish that one LAST job. LockedRocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. LockedLe Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon. LockedItsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. LockedSuppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison. Locked - 1 guidePlentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once. LockedThe Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song. LockedBounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars. LockedThe Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami. LockedYou raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. LockedFifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs. LockedCamel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. Locked - 1 guideGoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. Locked - 1 guideGoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies. LockedDastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. LockedGoat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! Locked Add-on Waste of Space 474 210 21 2.901,563800 (51%)3-4h Use the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat. LockedBe not afreightDestroy all freighters. LockedRuler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships. LockedBacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships. LockedMiner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids. LockedWhat came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs. LockedThe puke machineComplete centrifuge event. LockedSweet collection!Find 10 trophies. LockedWow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies. LockedNERD!Find all trophies in Space. LockedGather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire. LockedCaptain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium. LockedMy little bronyFind all the pony horses. LockedTestaholicComplete test chambers. LockedIt's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer. LockedFund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. Lockedsplishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus. LockedReady for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. LockedThe world is your canvasTag 10 walls. LockedSpend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder. LockedThat's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time. Locked Update Goat MMO Simulator 645 240 24 3.728,043984 (12%)4-5h Better than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101 Locked - 1 guideButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt. Locked - 1 guideSällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level LockedSteve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples Locked - 1 guideBFFLick a friend Locked - 2 guidesJousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator Locked - 1 guideMermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator Locked - 1 guideWheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator Locked - 1 guideOld GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? Locked - 1 guideExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator Locked - 1 guideJörgenJörgen. Locked - 1 guideGravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator Locked - 1 guideNot again...Get deviously trapped again Locked - 1 guideBoat rideEnjoy your trip Locked - 1 guideMusic Non StopJump on the launchpad LockedElfstreet BoysBaa with the choir Locked - 1 guideVoluntary QATrash the server room Locked - 1 guideOne man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee Locked - 1 guideAn Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava Locked - 1 guideSteal the showDo a card trick at the magician Locked - 1 guideGoatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats? LockedMalleus MaleficarumBurn them! Locked - 1 guideLove or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. LockedThe Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to. Locked