Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
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Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Burn people from afar
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Smell and look like one
srsly
Buy all hats
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hit The jackpot.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hold your own concert
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
I'm sorry about my goat
Knock a bucket into a person
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Kick a person into a car
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Travel to space!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Are you bread?
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Do no evil.
Finish all wallrun quest
Win the title bout!
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Finish all manual quests
Thrash the Goathenge
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Run wild with the podracer.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find 10 trophies.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete test chambers.
Complete centrifuge event.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Burn them!
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jörgen.
Enjoy your trip
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?