Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hit The jackpot.
Smell and look like one
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Burn people from afar
Wield an axe with your tongue
Kick a person into a car
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Knock a bucket into a person
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
I'm sorry about my goat
Buy all hats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Hold your own concert
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Are you bread?
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Become the master of the goat tower.
Finish all manual quests
Finish all wallrun quest
Do no evil.
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Complete test chambers.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Burn them!
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Enjoy your trip
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Get deviously trapped again
Reach level 101
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?