Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Smell and look like one
Kick a person into a car
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
I'm sorry about my goat
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Finish all manual quests
srsly
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all wallrun quest
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Knock a bucket into a person
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Hold your own concert
Burn people from afar
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Do no evil.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Travel to space!
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
A Trip to the Moon.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Tag 10 walls.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
Get deviously trapped again
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a card trick at the magician
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
How do you catch goats?
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Enjoy your trip
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.