Goat Simulator Achievements Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 5-6 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 19 Offline Mode 1 Online Mode 108 Online/Offline 127 Single Player 109 Cooperative 40 Collectable 5 Cumulative + 1 Cumulative - 2 Shop 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot won Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 949 48 3.4417,2321,037 (6%)5-6h PedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 03 April 2014 - 1 guideLOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 03 April 2014 - 1 guideFINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideGoat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideDevil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideAngel GoatDo no evil. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideAround the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideTrying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. 03 April 2014 - Add a guideInvoluntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideThe FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideI can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideCardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideRymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space! 03 April 2014 - 1 guideTry HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville! 03 April 2014 - Add a guideGoat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville 03 April 2014 - 2 guidesMattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideMile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideDodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideWhat is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge 03 April 2014 - 1 guideAlexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout! 03 April 2014 - 1 guideBoulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideFlip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip Locked - 1 guideMaximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person Locked - 1 guidePowerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car Locked - 1 guideDemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time Locked - 1 guideHere's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue Locked - 1 guideThe mage's favouriteBurn people from afar Locked - 1 guideStand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest Locked - Add a guideTony GoatFinish all manual quests Locked - Add a guideThe SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind Locked - Add a guideGoats 'n' StuffHold your own concert Locked - 1 guideDisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck Locked - 1 guideDon't Panicsrsly Locked - 1 guideColumbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush Locked - 1 guideBuilder GoatFind all the blocks Locked - 1 guideGoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course Locked - Add a guideHat SimulatorBuy all hats Locked - 1 guideA Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator Locked - 1 guideLing Ling into battle goFight the turtles Locked - 1 guideOne BallRide a bike for 60 sec Locked - 1 guideNeckbeardSmell and look like one Locked - 1 guideVegas, baby!Hit The jackpot. Locked - 1 guideI freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay. Locked - Add a guideIs that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached Locked - Add a guideSteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. Locked - Add a guideValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back Locked - Add a guideA story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat Locked - Add a guideI am BreadAre you bread? Locked - 1 guide Add-on GoatZ 379 160 16 3.132,507855 (34%)4-5h The goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game Locked - Add a guideSurvivalistCraft all items in one game Locked - 1 guideSurvive for your lifeSurvive 10 days Locked - Add a guideShattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game Locked - Add a guideZombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game Locked - Add a guideDon't starveEat 50 food items in one game Locked - Add a guideHang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute Locked - 1 guideToo much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun Locked - Add a guideGoat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive Locked - Add a guideLook at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb Locked - Add a guideI Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes Locked - Add a guideBig in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet Locked - Add a guideMasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible Locked - Add a guideA new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game Locked - 1 guideWarm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool Locked - Add a guideHoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ Locked - 1 guide Add-on PAYDAY 375 180 18 3.601,592967 (61%)2-3h The Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level. Locked - Add a guideWhat’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. Locked - Add a guideRetirementJust finish that one LAST job. Locked - Add a guideRocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. Locked - Add a guideLe Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon. Locked - Add a guideItsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. Locked - Add a guideSuppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison. Locked - 1 guidePlentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once. Locked - Add a guideThe Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song. Locked - Add a guideBounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars. Locked - Add a guideThe Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami. Locked - Add a guideYou raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. Locked - Add a guideFifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs. Locked - Add a guideCamel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. Locked - 1 guideGoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. Locked - 1 guideGoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies. Locked - Add a guideDastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. Locked - Add a guideGoat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! Locked - Add a guide Add-on Waste of Space 474 210 21 2.901,563800 (51%)3-4h Use the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat. Locked - Add a guideBe not afreightDestroy all freighters. Locked - Add a guideRuler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships. Locked - Add a guideBacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships. Locked - Add a guideMiner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids. Locked - Add a guideWhat came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs. Locked - Add a guideThe puke machineComplete centrifuge event. Locked - Add a guideSweet collection!Find 10 trophies. Locked - Add a guideWow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies. Locked - Add a guideNERD!Find all trophies in Space. Locked - Add a guideGather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire. Locked - Add a guideCaptain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium. Locked - Add a guideMy little bronyFind all the pony horses. Locked - Add a guideTestaholicComplete test chambers. Locked - Add a guideIt's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer. Locked - Add a guideFund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. Locked - Add a guidesplishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus. Locked - Add a guideReady for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. Locked - Add a guideThe world is your canvasTag 10 walls. Locked - Add a guideSpend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder. Locked - Add a guideThat's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time. Locked - Add a guide Update Goat MMO Simulator 645 240 24 3.728,040984 (12%)4-5h Better than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101 Locked - 1 guideButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt. Locked - 1 guideSällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level Locked - Add a guideSteve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples Locked - 1 guideBFFLick a friend Locked - 2 guidesJousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator Locked - 1 guideMermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator Locked - 1 guideWheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator Locked - 1 guideOld GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? Locked - 1 guideExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator Locked - 1 guideJörgenJörgen. Locked - 1 guideGravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator Locked - 1 guideNot again...Get deviously trapped again Locked - 1 guideBoat rideEnjoy your trip Locked - 1 guideMusic Non StopJump on the launchpad Locked - Add a guideElfstreet BoysBaa with the choir Locked - 1 guideVoluntary QATrash the server room Locked - 1 guideOne man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee Locked - 1 guideAn Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava Locked - 1 guideSteal the showDo a card trick at the magician Locked - 1 guideGoatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats? Locked - Add a guideMalleus MaleficarumBurn them! Locked - 1 guideLove or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. Locked - Add a guideThe Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to. Locked - Add a guide