Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Burn people from afar
Finish all manual quests
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Knock a bucket into a person
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Kick a person into a car
Wield an axe with your tongue
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Finish all wallrun quest
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Do no evil.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Win the title bout!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Thrash the Goathenge
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the master of the goat tower.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
A Trip to the Moon.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Lick a friend
How do you catch goats?
Do a card trick at the magician
Baa with the choir
Reach level 101
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples