Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Smell and look like one
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Burn people from afar
I'm sorry about my goat
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hold your own concert
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the blocks
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Are you bread?
Kick a person into a car
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Finish all manual quests
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Travel to space!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Do no evil.
Finish all wallrun quest
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Knock a bucket into a person
Become the master of the goat tower.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Thrash the Goathenge
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Complete test chambers.
Complete centrifuge event.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Visit the badehaus.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
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