Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
I'm sorry about my goat
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hit The jackpot.
Smell and look like one
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Buy all hats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Burn people from afar
Kick a person into a car
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtles
Hold your own concert
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Travel to space!
Finish all manual quests
Finish all wallrun quest
Wield an axe with your tongue
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Win the title bout!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Knock a bucket into a person
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Visit the badehaus.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Complete test chambers.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Get deviously trapped again
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Burn them!
Trash the server room
Inflate that guy's knee
Jump on the launchpad
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
How do you catch goats?
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.