Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Kick a person into a car
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Burn people from afar
Smell and look like one
Hit The jackpot.
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Knock a bucket into a person
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Wield an axe with your tongue
Finish all manual quests
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
I'm sorry about my goat
Finish all wallrun quest
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Do no evil.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Win the title bout!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Travel to space!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Tag 10 walls.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find all the pony horses.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete test chambers.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
How do you catch goats?
Do a card trick at the magician
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Inflate that guy's knee
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the jousting mutator
Baa with the choir
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.