Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Burn people from afar
Smell and look like one
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hit The jackpot.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the blocks
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Kick a person into a car
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Are you bread?
Travel to space!
Finish all manual quests
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Knock a bucket into a person
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Finish all wallrun quest
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Do no evil.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Tag 10 walls.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete test chambers.
Find all the pony horses.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Reach level 101
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
Enjoy your trip
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Lick a friend
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