Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Finish all manual quests
Finish all wallrun quest
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Buy all hats
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Smell and look like one
Find all the blocks
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Travel to space!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Kick a person into a car
Hit The jackpot.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Knock a bucket into a person
Wield an axe with your tongue
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Do no evil.
srsly
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Are you bread?
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
I'm sorry about my goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Burn people from afar
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Hold your own concert
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find all the pony horses.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Trash the server room
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Baa with the choir
Jörgen.
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the jousting mutator
Burn them!
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples