Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Finish all manual quests
Wield an axe with your tongue
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Knock a bucket into a person
Burn people from afar
I'm sorry about my goat
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hold your own concert
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Kick a person into a car
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Win the title bout!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Thrash the Goathenge
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Travel to space!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Finish all wallrun quest
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Run wild with the podracer.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete centrifuge event.
Lick a friend
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen.
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
How do you catch goats?
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee