Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Smell and look like one
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the blocks
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Kick a person into a car
Travel to space!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hit The jackpot.
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Burn people from afar
Wield an axe with your tongue
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Finish all wallrun quest
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Knock a bucket into a person
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
I'm sorry about my goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Do no evil.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all manual quests
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Are you bread?
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Wear 30 masks at once.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the pony horses.
Find 10 trophies.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the podracer.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Jörgen.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Reach level 101
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Lick a friend
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.