Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Burn people from afar
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
srsly
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Finish all manual quests
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Are you bread?
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Wield an axe with your tongue
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Knock a bucket into a person
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Thrash the Goathenge
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Travel to space!
Kick a person into a car
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Finish all wallrun quest
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Do no evil.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Find all trophies in Space.
Destroy all freighters.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Tag 10 walls.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete test chambers.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find 20 trophies.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Run wild with the podracer.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Reach level 101
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Get deviously trapped again
Jörgen.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Burn them!
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
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