Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Smell and look like one
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Are you bread?
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
srsly
Finish all manual quests
Burn people from afar
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Travel to space!
Kick a person into a car
Wield an axe with your tongue
Find all the blocks
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hit The jackpot.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Hold your own concert
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Knock a bucket into a person
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Finish all wallrun quest
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Buy all hats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Tag 10 walls.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find all the pony horses.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Lick a friend
How do you catch goats?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Reach level 101
Baa with the choir
Do a card trick at the magician
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Jump on the launchpad
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Jörgen.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Inflate that guy's knee
Give Steve Works the apples
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.