Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Burn people from afar
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
srsly
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Finish all wallrun quest
Finish all manual quests
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Knock a bucket into a person
Wield an axe with your tongue
Kick a person into a car
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Do no evil.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Travel to space!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Are you bread?
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Lick a friend
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Enjoy your trip
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Burn them!
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the jousting mutator
Jörgen.
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.