Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Knock a bucket into a person
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Finish all manual quests
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Burn people from afar
I'm sorry about my goat
Wield an axe with your tongue
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hold your own concert
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Kick a person into a car
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Finish all wallrun quest
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Travel to space!
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Are you bread?
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Do no evil.
Become the master of the goat tower.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Tag 10 walls.
Visit the badehaus.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete centrifuge event.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the podracer.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Complete test chambers.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Get deviously trapped again
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Enjoy your trip
How do you catch goats?
Lick a friend