Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Burn people from afar
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all manual quests
Are you bread?
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hit The jackpot.
srsly
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtles
Hold your own concert
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Travel to space!
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Finish all wallrun quest
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Kick a person into a car
Knock a bucket into a person
Wield an axe with your tongue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Do no evil.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Tag 10 walls.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Visit the badehaus.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find all the pony horses.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Lick a friend
Trash the server room
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Burn them!
Baa with the choir
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the jousting mutator
Enjoy your trip
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.