Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Burn people from afar
Kick a person into a car
Hit The jackpot.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
srsly
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
I'm sorry about my goat
Smell and look like one
Find all the blocks
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Wield an axe with your tongue
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Knock a bucket into a person
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Finish all manual quests
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Travel to space!
Finish all wallrun quest
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete centrifuge event.
Complete test chambers.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
Baa with the choir
Do a card trick at the magician
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Trash the server room
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
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