Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
I'm sorry about my goat
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Hit The jackpot.
Smell and look like one
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Buy all hats
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Finish all manual quests
Burn people from afar
Wield an axe with your tongue
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all wallrun quest
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Travel to space!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Kick a person into a car
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Knock a bucket into a person
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Win the title bout!
Do no evil.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find all the pony horses.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Complete test chambers.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Trash the server room
Reach level 101
How do you catch goats?
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Burn them!
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the jousting mutator
Jörgen.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.