Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Burn people from afar
Smell and look like one
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
srsly
I'm sorry about my goat
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hold your own concert
Hit The jackpot.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Travel to space!
Kick a person into a car
Knock a bucket into a person
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Finish all wallrun quest
Are you bread?
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Finish all manual quests
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Do no evil.
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Survive 10 days
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Visit the badehaus.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find all the pony horses.
Tag 10 walls.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Complete test chambers.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Trash the server room
Enjoy your trip
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Get deviously trapped again
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Burn them!
Jörgen.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
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