Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Smell and look like one
Burn people from afar
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hit The jackpot.
srsly
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Wield an axe with your tongue
Finish all manual quests
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Buy all hats
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Knock a bucket into a person
Kick a person into a car
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Finish all wallrun quest
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Hold your own concert
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do no evil.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Complete test chambers.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find 10 trophies.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find all the pony horses.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Lick a friend
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
Reach level 101
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Jörgen.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the jousting mutator