Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Finish all manual quests
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Smell and look like one
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Burn people from afar
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
srsly
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Kick a person into a car
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Finish all wallrun quest
Are you bread?
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Do no evil.
Knock a bucket into a person
Hold your own concert
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Craft all the weapons in one game
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Find 20 trophies.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete centrifuge event.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Find 10 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Run wild with the podracer.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Lick a friend
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Burn them!
Do a card trick at the magician
How do you catch goats?
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples