Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Burn people from afar
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Smell and look like one
Hit The jackpot.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Finish all manual quests
Travel to space!
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Kick a person into a car
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Are you bread?
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Knock a bucket into a person
Do no evil.
Finish all wallrun quest
Win the title bout!
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
A Trip to the Moon.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Run wild with the podracer.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete centrifuge event.
Tag 10 walls.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Do a card trick at the magician
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jump on the launchpad
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
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