Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Hit The jackpot.
Smell and look like one
Finish all manual quests
Find all the blocks
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Buy all hats
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Burn people from afar
Kick a person into a car
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Travel to space!
Finish all wallrun quest
Knock a bucket into a person
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Wield an axe with your tongue
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Thrash the Goathenge
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Win the title bout!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Do no evil.
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Craft all the weapons in one game
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a card trick at the magician
Baa with the choir
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
How do you catch goats?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Trash the server room
Enjoy your trip
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Burn them!
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Give Steve Works the apples