Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
srsly
Buy all hats
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Burn people from afar
Wield an axe with your tongue
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Kick a person into a car
Smell and look like one
Hit The jackpot.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Find all the blocks
Travel to space!
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Knock a bucket into a person
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Win the title bout!
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Finish all manual quests
Thrash the Goathenge
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Finish all wallrun quest
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Find 20 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete centrifuge event.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Tag 10 walls.
Find 10 trophies.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Find all the pony horses.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Reach level 101
It never erupts when you want it to.
How do you catch goats?
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
Unlock the jousting mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Inflate that guy's knee
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Burn them!
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Jump on the launchpad
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples