Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Burn people from afar
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Smell and look like one
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Buy all hats
Are you bread?
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Finish all manual quests
Ride a bike for 60 sec
srsly
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Travel to space!
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Hold your own concert
Kick a person into a car
Wield an axe with your tongue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Knock a bucket into a person
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Do no evil.
Finish all wallrun quest
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Craft all the weapons in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Craft all items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Jörgen.
Burn them!
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the jousting mutator
How do you catch goats?
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Reach level 101
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Lick a friend
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.