Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Burn people from afar
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Buy all hats
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Smell and look like one
Kick a person into a car
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtles
Find all the blocks
Hold your own concert
Hit The jackpot.
srsly
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Paint with all the colors of the wind
I'm sorry about my goat
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Finish all manual quests
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Travel to space!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Are you bread?
Wield an axe with your tongue
Win the title bout!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Finish all wallrun quest
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Knock a bucket into a person
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Craft all items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Wear 30 masks at once.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find all trophies in Space.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Run wild with the podracer.
Tag 10 walls.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Find 20 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find 10 trophies.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete test chambers.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Get deviously trapped again
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Jump on the launchpad
Reach level 101
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Burn them!
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Jörgen.
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?