Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hit The jackpot.
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Kick a person into a car
Do no evil.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Finish all manual quests
Finish all wallrun quest
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Burn people from afar
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Knock a bucket into a person
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Thrash the Goathenge
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Hold your own concert
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Wield an axe with your tongue
Win the title bout!
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Find 20 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete centrifuge event.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Run wild with the podracer.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Baa with the choir
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Burn them!
How do you catch goats?
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples