Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Kick a person into a car
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Buy all hats
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Are you bread?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Hold your own concert
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Win the title bout!
Knock a bucket into a person
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
I'm sorry about my goat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Finish all wallrun quest
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the master of the goat tower.
Do no evil.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Wield an axe with your tongue
Burn people from afar
Finish all manual quests
Smell and look like one
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Craft all the weapons in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Trash the server room
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Reach level 101
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Lick a friend
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jörgen.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Baa with the choir
Inflate that guy's knee
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
How do you catch goats?
Burn them!
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.