Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Kick a person into a car
Burn people from afar
Finish all manual quests
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the blocks
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Finish all wallrun quest
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ride a bike for 60 sec
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Knock a bucket into a person
Wield an axe with your tongue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Hold your own concert
I'm sorry about my goat
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Do no evil.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Win the title bout!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the master of the goat tower.
Craft all items in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Eat 50 food items in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
A Trip to the Moon.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Tag 10 walls.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Visit the badehaus.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Find 10 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find all the pony horses.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete centrifuge event.
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Lick a friend
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Baa with the choir
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Reach level 101
Jump on the launchpad
Burn them!
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples