Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Finish all manual quests
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Wield an axe with your tongue
Burn people from afar
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Knock a bucket into a person
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all wallrun quest
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Kick a person into a car
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
I'm sorry about my goat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Hold your own concert
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do no evil.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Travel to space!
Win the title bout!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Are you bread?
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Reach level 101
Lick a friend
Baa with the choir
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Enjoy your trip
Do a card trick at the magician
Burn them!
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the mermaid mutator
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.