Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Smell and look like one
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Buy all hats
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
srsly
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Burn people from afar
I'm sorry about my goat
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hit The jackpot.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Kick a person into a car
Knock a bucket into a person
Travel to space!
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Do no evil.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Finish all wallrun quest
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Finish all manual quests
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Win the title bout!
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Wield an axe with your tongue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all trophies in Space.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Find 20 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete centrifuge event.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find all the pony horses.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Complete test chambers.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Find 10 trophies.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Run wild with the podracer.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
How do you catch goats?
Enjoy your trip
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Inflate that guy's knee
Jump on the launchpad
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Reach level 101
Get deviously trapped again
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Burn them!
Jörgen.
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples