Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
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Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Burn people from afar
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
srsly
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the blocks
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Kick a person into a car
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Knock a bucket into a person
Finish all manual quests
Wield an axe with your tongue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Finish all wallrun quest
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Craft all items in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find all the pony horses.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete centrifuge event.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
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