Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Smell and look like one
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Buy all hats
Kick a person into a car
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Finish all manual quests
srsly
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the blocks
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Hit The jackpot.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Burn people from afar
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Do no evil.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Finish all wallrun quest
Knock a bucket into a person
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Craft all the weapons in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Craft all items in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Survive 10 days
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Find all the pony horses.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete test chambers.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Tag 10 walls.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Lick a friend
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Reach level 101
Baa with the choir
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
How do you catch goats?
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
It never erupts when you want it to.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.