Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Kick a person into a car
Burn people from afar
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Wield an axe with your tongue
I'm sorry about my goat
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Win the title bout!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Travel to space!
Are you bread?
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Hold your own concert
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Thrash the Goathenge
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Finish all wallrun quest
Knock a bucket into a person
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Finish all manual quests
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Tag 10 walls.
Find 10 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete centrifuge event.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Lick a friend
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the jousting mutator
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Reach level 101