Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Find all the blocks
Are you bread?
Kick a person into a car
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Burn people from afar
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
srsly
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Hit The jackpot.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Hold your own concert
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Travel to space!
Knock a bucket into a person
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Win the title bout!
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Finish all wallrun quest
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Survive 10 days
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Eat 50 food items in one game
Craft all items in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete centrifuge event.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Complete test chambers.
Reach level 101
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Enjoy your trip
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Burn them!
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Lick a friend
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.