Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
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Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Finish all manual quests
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Kick a person into a car
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Burn people from afar
Wield an axe with your tongue
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
I'm sorry about my goat
Buy all hats
Hold your own concert
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Finish all wallrun quest
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Knock a bucket into a person
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Travel to space!
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Craft all the weapons in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
A Trip to the Moon.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Run wild with the podracer.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Enjoy your trip
Trash the server room
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the jousting mutator
How do you catch goats?
Reach level 101
Lick a friend
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Baa with the choir
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples